It was a dark balmy night

It was a dark balmy night. And it was around 12:30 or 1:00 when I was passing through town. I was thinking to my self I haven’t gone dumpster diving lately, so I stopped to see what I could find. I started with the Wise dumpster, nothing, so I move on down the line to the Fation Bug dumpster. In it was a bag with sandals I started to look at them to see if they where any good. After inspecting them I decided to take the whole bag, and the bag under it that had even more sandals. After putting the bags in my car I moved on to the radio shack dumpster, where I found 2 intercom systems. By this time I was feeling good about the night and I didn’t even hit Kmart’s largest dumpster located to the side of the store. As I drove around the side of the store, I noticed they didn’t have just one but two large dumpsters. I parked and took a look at the first, nothing, as I was climbing down, movement caught my eye. It was a Kmart employee taking inventory of some lawn furnishings. Before he was able to say any thing I was out of there, along with my 28 pairs of sandals, five pairs of pantyhose and two wireless intercoms.